I just hope the Weird Sisters do covers and know some Boyz II Men
Had I read the Harry Potter Series when it was initially published, I would have suspended my belief for its magical elements more readily than I would have for it’s lack of a different kind of magic altogether.
Why do these adolescent characters seem so devoid of sexual thoughts or romantic attractions for the first 1000 pages of the series? Sure, Ginny “is fond of” Harry, and Percy used to rendezvous with his girlfriend in this or that empty classroom for the lightest of petting. Even Harry himself has occasionally acknowledged that Cho is pretty. But these explorations are all rather peripheral. The students seem largely asleep to one another.
Contrasting that to my own experience, when I was 11 (the age that we are introduced to Harry) I had an all-consuming crush on a classmate. A crush that had been completely ruining me and my academic concentration since 4th grade. It was relentless and painful and made only bearable by several smaller diversionary crushes.
And like many kids that age, I was also totally anxious about what was going on with my body. But, puberty goes totally unaddressed in Harry Potter. Which I guess makes sense when you’re constantly subject to being turned into a ferret or developing fangs at the drop of a spell. A slowly changing body in a totally expected way would be a rather humdrum phenomenon under such circumstances.
So, okay, maybe I was a girl with a lot of time on my hands and these are books about a boy preoccupied by the fact that everyone is constantly trying to murder him. Fair enough. Dating may rightfully not be a top priority for our hero.
But, for better or for worse, the latency period seems to be collectively over for the students of Hogwarts. The entire school seems to be under some kind of spell, as it’s suddenly turned as sexy as Rydell or Ridgemont High. Fred is all Mr. Suave, asking Angelina out from across the room like he does this kind of thing every day of the week. Umpteen girls throw themselves at Harry. Ron suddenly sees Hermione with a fresh pair of eyes. But no magic was performed for this wild transformation.
All these kids needed was a school dance.